The Snowmen: Jazz, flimflam, and whatnot about the latest Doctor Who Christmas special! Will Chuzzwuzzas be the new Doctor Who villain? Is Ian Levine really a deep-sea diving bell? And what noise do fat people make when you roll them off a cliff? Download The Carnival of Bastards #7 — The Snowmen or listen to the podcast online.

Reconstructions: Classic Doctor Who gets reconstructed on DVD — Planet of Giants and Shada are both getting the dubious treatment. But is it worth reconstructing every cut and unfilmed bit of script? And are your hosts slowly descending into a kind of dementia where Yogi Bear and Jimmy Durante star in the new Doctor Who? Download The Carnival of Bastards #6 — Reconstructions or listen to the podcast online.

Top Ten Cliffhangers: What are the top ten cliffhangers of all time? Timelash? The Dominators? Or do we always come back to the Cybermen stalking down the steps of St Paul’s? Download The Carnival of Bastards #5 - Top Ten Cliffhangers or listen to the podcast online.

Doctor In Distress: We’ve been rescued from hiatus by sausage-fingered fans and charity singles! Join us in discussing the ever-entertaining Ian Levine and whether or not it’s worth reconstructing every lost second of Shada and Planet of Giants. Download The Carnival of Bastards #4 or listen to the podcast online.

The Brain of Morbius: Green wine, palsied harridans, and a brain that envies vegetables. Just who is this “Brian” of Morbius? What does Brian want and is he a former incarnation of the Master? Find out by downloading The Brain of Morbius or listening to the podcast online.

Death to the Daleks: Rapey cloth men and a jar of very nasty ointment! How will Sarah fare against the amorous advances of a shapeless sack? Just what is it like the morning after a particularly nasty root? David and St John go head-to-head over a contentious story. Download Death to the Daleks now or listen to the podcast online.

The Five Doctors: Listen as we demolish an old fan favourite and the only anniversary special that’s been halfway decent (I’m looking at you, Three Doctors). Download The Five Doctors now, access via iTunes or listen to the podcast online.